Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Let's Play A Game

Step 1: Put your media player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 50 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own!

1. Sunday morning rain is falling, steal some covers, share some skin

2. Once when I was little, someone pointed out to me some constellations

3.There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear

4. What you want, what you got, live your life in a crawl space I gave you half, Terrible Lie)

5. Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence? (half again!)

6. That's the start, the middle and the end, aren't you glad the universe pretends

7. There she goes, there she goes again, chasing through my face

8. I watched you change into a fly

9. Something in you brought out something in me that I've never seen since

10. Once I lived the life of a millionaire, spent all my money, I just did not care

11. Hey, once I was a singer playin' in a rock and roll band

12. The strands in your eyes that colour them wonderful, stop me and steal my breath

13. Bourbon blues on the street loose and complete

14. I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

15. Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar

16. Fortune - point it out with flashlights underneath the tree limb, hoping that the bough breaks

17. Gotta leave town, got another apartment

18. I don't care what you say, you give it away, you're money don;t mean much to me

19. I tried to be perfect, but nothing was worth it

20. I'm going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come

21. She makes me crazy, doesn't have a vicious bone in her body

22. Well, I'm writing this letter, gonna mail it to my local DJ

23. Can't stand by myself, hate to sleep alone

24. Here comes Johnny Yen again with the liquor and drugs

25. Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup

26. New york, new york, is everything they say and no place that I'd rather be

27. I'm lying alone with my head on the phone thinking of you till it hurts

28. She's got an alligator bag top hat to match, dressed in black on black

29. Give me time to realise my crime, let me love and steal

30. She had a ragtop El Dorado tuck and roll pleat, she picked me up in
Colorado and put me right in the driver's seat

31. Ever seen a blind man cross the road trying to make the other side?

32. There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea, you became the light on the dark side of me

33. Spy on me baby use satellite, infrared to see me move through the night

34. You got a great car, yeah what's wrong with it today?

35. Lonely feelin' deep inside, find a corner where I can hide

36. I'm in need of a remedy to cure me from loving you

37. Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel, my heart's in overdrive

38. I would have given you all of my heart, but there's someone who's torn it apart

39. Hello, my friend, we meet again

40. You know I never, I never seen you look so good, you never act the way you should

41. Must be getting early, clocks are running late

42. You wake-up late for school, man, you don't wanna go

43. On waves of love my heart is breaking and stranger still my self-control I can't rely on anymore

44. Could have heard a pin drop when he walked through the door

45. Ninety miles outside Chicago, can't stop driving, I don't know why

46. Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind

47. Something missing, left behind, search in circles every time I try

48. Feels like you made a mistake, you made sombody's heart break

49. I still recall the taste of your tears

50. You're a song written by the hands of God

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Hallelujah

A Reason To Watch Reality TV

The Clark Brothers




Sunday, November 18, 2007

All I Got To Say...



Sebadoh-Flame

I don’t wanna be the one who rides flame
I don’t know her name
And I don’t wanna go where the seekers all go
I don’t wanna know
You can feel anything you wanna feel
You can feel anything you wanna feel and call it real
But I don’t wanna be the one who rides flame
I don’t wanna be the one who rides flame
I can’t complain, though I’m wrapped up in chains
I can’t complain
Everybody’s got the right to be free
But that’s not me
And you can feel anything you wanna feel
You can feel anything you wanna feel
You can feel anything you wanna feel
And call it real
But I don’t wanna be the one who rides flame
I don’t wanna be the one who rides flame
Hit the flame, burn a hole in my brain
Never be the same
I try to take it slow, but she’s pushing me to go
Where I don’t wanna go
And you can feel everything you wanna feel
You can feel everything you wanna feel
You can feel everything you wanna feel
And call it real
But I don’t wanna be the one who rides flame
I don’t wanna be the one who rides flame

Monday, June 18, 2007

Dirty Grrrlz

Oh my god.



Sugar-Bikini Kill

Oh baby I want you, you're so fucking big
You're so big and hard
You've got such a big cock
Push it in deeper now
Oh deeper, harder
I'm almost cumming
I'm almost cumming

Oh woh woh woh
Sugar
I can almost reach mine now
Sugar...

I'm a self-fulfilling porno queen...yeah
I mimic out your every fucking fantasy yeah! yeah!
And now, and now, in my head I'm on my knees..
Oh baby...why can't I ever get my! sugar?....

What are you afraid of?
who are you afraid of?
What are you afraid of?
who are you afraid of?
oh woh woh woh woh Sugar
I won't play girl to your boy no more, sugar
I want mine right here right now, baby sugar
I can almost reach it now now now
Sugar

Monday, April 23, 2007

I am So Happy!



Makes Me Wonder

I wake up with blood-shot eyes
Struggled to memorize
The way it felt between your thighs
Pleasure that made you cry
Feels so good to be bad
Not worth the aftermath, after that
After that
Try to get you back

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you
Anymore, Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to try
So this is goodbye

Goddamn, my spinning head
Decisions that made my bed
Now I must lay in it
And deal with things I left unsaid
I want to dive into you
Forget what you're going through
I get behind, make your move
Forget about the truth

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you
Anymore, Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference,
It even makes a difference to try (yeah)
And you told me how you're feeling
But I don't believe it's true
Anymore, Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
So this is goodbye

I've been here before
One day a week
And it won't hurt anymore
You caught me in a lie
I have no alibi
The words you say don't have a meaning
Cause..

I still don't have the reason
And you don't have the time
And it really makes me wonder
If I ever gave a fuck about you and I...
and so this is goodbye

Give me something to believe in
Cause I don't believe in you,
Anymore, Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference,
It even makes a difference to try
And you told me how you're feeling
But I don't believe it's true
Anymore Anymore
I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry
So this is goodbye
So this is goodbye, yeah

Friday, December 15, 2006

Let It Be Known

As one can see, this might be my favorite, Juner.

Empire-Kasabian

Too much information
Well I said you're good for nothing
Come on to the back
I said your needless good for something
Guess I'd better sell you now
Guess I'll bet I'll be around

Singing for your questions
But you've stolen all of my answers
Too much entertainment drove
my knights out of their corner
Tell me that you've seen a ghost
I'll tell you what to fear the most

Stop!
I said it's happening again
We're all wasting away
We're all wasting away

Too much information
Well I said you're good for nothing
Stitch your part of counterfeit
I sent you out for hunting
Taking at the roads
Where you're taken for the simple codes

Swimming with the fishes
While the serpent waves his tongue
With a belly full of splinters
Now you see that I'm the one
Tell me that you've seen a ghost
I'll tell you what to fear the most

Stop!
I said it's happening again
We're all wasting away
We're all wasting away

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Have I Been Gone Long?

I do not know if this song was popular. If it recieved radio play. I seldom listen to the radio.
I do not know where I got this song. Who sent it to me or if it was found on one of my random searches.
I like it.


100 Years-Five For Fighting

I'm 15 for a moment
Caught in between 10 and 20
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the ways to where you are

I'm 22 for a moment
She feels better than ever
And we're on fire
Making our way back from Mars

15...there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to lose
15...there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live…

I'm 33 for a moment
Still the man but you see I'm a they
A kid on the way
A family on my mind

I'm 45 for a moment
The sea is high
And I'm heading into a crisis
Chasing the years of my life

15...there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to lose yourself
Within a morning star

15...I'm all right with you
15...there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live

Half time goes by
Suddenly you’re wise
Another blink of an eye
67 is gone
The sun is getting high
We're moving on...

I'm 99 for a moment
Dying for just another moment
And I'm just dreaming
Counting the ways to where you are

15...there's still time for you
22...I feel her too
33...you’re on your way
Every day's a new Day

15...there's still time for you
Time to buy and time to choose
Hey 15...there's never a wish better than this
When you only got 100 years to live

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Sound of Silence

I am so clever.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Hippy Hippy Shake

That's right, it's The Man with nice hair.

Do The Limbo Dance-David Hasselhoff

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

Let’s go on a holiday
(let’s go to jamaica)
Fly in to montego bay
(let’s go to jamaica)
Maybe find a hideaway
(let’s go to jamaica)
We can limbo on the sand
To a steel drum band

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

You will hear the limbo song
(when you’re in jamaica)
You’ll be dancin’all night long
(when you’re in jamaica)
We can party on and on
(when you’re in jamaica)
We can limbo on the sand
To a steel drum band

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

Fantasies can all come true
(let’s stay in jamaica)
Golden sun will shine on you
(let’s stay in jamaica)
Sleeping under skies of blue
(let’s stay in jamaica)
We can limbo on the sand
To a steel drum band

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance
Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Clap your hands it’s party time
Do the limbo dance

Limbo cool, limbo fine
Everybody gets a chance
Come on and move your body down
Do the limbo dance

Monday, April 24, 2006

Hey You

Wish You Were Here-Pink Floyd

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground
What have we found? The same old fears
Wish you were here

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Ooops

You're...

Uninvited-Alanis Morissette

Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch them burn me shepherd
But you you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight

I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Imagination

I Want Your Sex-George Michael

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where my ends

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your...sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I love you, but you still say no

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long, baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your...sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all...
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's...one on one
One on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a lover

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on

Friday, January 27, 2006

In Local News

Two Words-Anti-Hero

Saturday, January 21, 2006

1

Tonight's the night.

Wake Up-Hilary Duff

There's people talking
They talk about me
They know my name
They think they know everything
But they don't know anything
About me

Give me a dance floor
Give me a DJ
Play me a record
Forget what they say
Cause I need to go
Need to getaway tonight

I put my makeup on a Saturday night
I try and make it happen
Try to make it all right
I know I make mistakes
I'm living life day to day
It's never really easy but it's ok

Wake Up Wake Up
On a Saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris, maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere I go
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

The cities restless
It's all around me
People in motion
Sick of all the same routines
And they need to go
They need to get away
Tonight

I put my makeup on a Saturday night
I try and make it happen
Try to make it all right
I know I make mistakes
I'm living life day to day
It's never really easy but it's ok

Wake Up Wake Up
On a Saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris, maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere I go
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

People all around you
Everywhere that you go
People all around you
They don't really know you
Everybody watching like it's some kind of show
Everybody's watching
They don't really know you now
And forever

Wake Up Wake Up
(Wake Up Wake Up)
Wake Up Wake Up
(Wake Up Wake Up)

Wake Up Wake Up
On a saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere I go

Wake Up Wake Up
On a saturday night
Could be New York
Maybe Hollywood and Vine
London, Paris maybe Tokyo
There's something going on anywhere
I go
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

Friday, January 20, 2006

2

We'll see.

Girl Can Rock-Hilary Duff

Hey!

Ready for the big time, ready for the small
Whatever's comin' to me, I'll be ready for it all
Sometimes it ain't easy, sometimes its not polite
Somedays I don't get it, somedays I get it right

It's in my heart, it's in my head
Thats what i said

Hey Boys are you ready for the shock
I'm livin proof, the girl can rock
Spread the news around every single block
Hey boys, the girl can rock

Standin' in the spotlight workin' up a sweat
Givin' all i got and lovin' what i get
I can't hold back what i feel inside
and if i make you nervous, you better step aside

It's in my heart, it's in my head
Thats what i said

Hey Boys are you ready for the shock
I'm livin proof, the girl can rock
Spread the news around every single block
Hey boys, the girl can rock

The girl can rock
Don't say maybe or call me 'baby'
I ain't crazaaay...at all!


It's in my heart, it's in my head
Thats what i said

Hey Boys are you ready for the shock
I'm livin proof, the girl can rock
Spread the news around every single block
Hey boys, the girl can rock

Hey Boys are you ready for the shock
I'm livin proof, the girl can rock
Spread the news around every single block
Hey boys, the girl can rock

I'm gonna live it up
I'll never give it up
I'm gonna spread the news around the block
It ain't no shock...the girl can rock
the girl can rock ,the girl can rock

Yeah, Rock!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

3

It's The Final Countdown

Tiki Tiki Room-Hilary Duff

All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

Welcome to our tropical hideaway
You lucky people, you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be in the audience too


In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

The bird Paradise is an elegant bird
He loves to be seen and loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the tiki room birds are here everyday

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

Da da da da
We're singin' in the tiki room
Da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room

Da da da da
We're singin' in the tiki room
Da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room

The show is delightful
We hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We gonna wind up on a lady's hat

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

Da da da da
We're singin' in the tiki room
Da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room

Da da da da
We're singin' in the tiki room
Da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Let's Dance

Perpendicular expression of horizontal desire...

Drive-Melissa Ferrick

If you want this
if you want this
if you want this, you’re gonna have to ask
nicely please
yeah if you want this
you’re gonna have to ask me
you’re gonna have to ask me

Whatever you want
I’ll give it to you
I’ll give it to you slowly
‘till you’re just begging me to hold you
ya whatever you want
whatever you want
but you’re gonna have to ask me

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you ‘till you feel the daylight
that’s right
that’s right

In the kitchen
in the shower
and in the back seat of my car
I’ll hold you up
in your office
preferably during business hours
‘cause you know how I like it when there’s people around
and I know how you like it
yeah I know how you like it
I know how you like it when I tease you for hours

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
and my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you ‘till you feel the daylight
oh and this has just begun

Yeah this has just begun
because we haven’t even gotten started yet
I haven’t even
I haven’t even tied you up
I haven’t even turned you over
this is where I want to live
right here between your hips
where all the love you hold and hide
it’s where it lives
right here between your hips
this is where I want to live
it’s where all the love you give exists

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
your head is bent back
your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘’till you feel the daylight
that’s right
yeah
that’s right
that’s right
that’s right
I’ll hold you up
that’s right
that’s right
I’ll drive you all night

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Rolling My Eyes

Why Not-Hilary Duff

You think you're going nowhere
when you're walking down the street
acting like you just don't care
when life could be so sweet
so why you wanna be like that
this is nothing new
you're not foolin no one
you're not even foolin you
so walk a little slower
and open up your eyes
sometimes its so hard to see
the good things pass you by
there may never be a sign
no flashing neon light
tellin you to make your move
or when the time is right

why not
take crazy chance
why not
do a crazy dance
if you lose the moment
you might lose a lot
so why not why not

You always dress in yellow
when you wanna dress in gold
instead of listenin' to your heart
you do just what you're told
if you keep waiting where you are
oh what you'll never know
so let's just get into your car
and go baby go

why not
take crazy chance
why not
do a crazy dance
if you lose the moment
you might lose a lot
so why not why not

I could be the one for you
yes maybe no
it could be the thing to do
all I'm sayin is you gotta let me know

You'll never get to heaven
or even to LA
if you don't beleive there's a way
why not take a star from the sky
why not spread your wings and fly

It might take a little
and it might take alot
But why not why not

why not
take crazy chance
why not
do a crazy dance
if you lose the moment
you might lose a lot
so why not why not

Monday, January 02, 2006

Resolution

Soul Meets Body-Death Cab For Cutie

I want to live where soul meets body
And let the sun wrap its arms around me
And bathe my skin in water cool and cleansing
And feel, feel what its like to be new

Cause in my head there’s a greyhound station
Where I send my thoughts to far off destinations
So they may have a chance of finding a place
where they’re far more suited than here

I cannot guess what we'll discover
We turn the dirt with our palms cupped like shovels
But I know our filthy hand can wash one another’s
And not one speck will remain

I do believe it’s true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you
Then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you’re the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

Where soul meets body
Where soul meets body
Where soul meets body

I do believe it’s true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you
Then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you’re the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

Monday, December 26, 2005

...Everyone

Lost Together-Blue Rodeo

Strange and beautiful
are the stars tonight
that dance around your head
in your eyes I see that perfect world
I hope that doesn't sound too weird
And I want all the world to know
that your love's all I need
all that I need
And if we're lost
then we are lost together
yeah, if we're lost
then we are lost together
I stand before this faceless crowd
And I wonder why I bother
so much controlled by so few
stumbling from one disaster to another
I've heard it all so many times before
it's all a dream to me now
a dream to me now
And if we're lost
then we are lost together
yeah, if we're lost
then we are lost together
yeah, if we're lost
then we are lost together
In this silence of this whispered night
I listen only to your breath
and in that second of a shooting star
somehow it all makes sense
And I want all the world to know
that your love's all I need
all that I need
And if we're lost
then we are lost together
yea if we're lost
then we are lost together

Friday, December 23, 2005

Merry Christmas

More fun...

Fairy Tale in New York

It was Christmas Eve, babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me,
Won't see another one
And then he sang a song
'The rare old mountain dew'
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So Happy Christmas
I love you, baby
I can see a better time
When all our
Dreams come true

They've got cars
Big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes
Right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first
Took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was
Waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks
They were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old
Slut on junk
Lying there almost
Dead on a drip
In that bed

You scum bag
You maggot
You're cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas, your arse
I pray god
It's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams
From me when
I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams
Around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells were ringing
Out for Christmas Day

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Do You Always Hit The Brakes?

Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground-White Stripes

Dead leaves and the dirty ground
when I know you're not around
shiny tops and soda pops
when I hear your lips make a sound
when I hear your lips make a sound

Thirty notes in the mailbox
will tell ya that I'm coming home
and I think I'm gonna stick around
for a while so you're not alone
for a while so you're not alone

If you can hear a piano fall
you can hear me coming down the hall
if I can just hear your pretty voice
I don't think I need to see at all
don't think I need to see at all

Soft hair and a velvet tongue
I wanna give ya what you give to me
and every breath that is in your lungs
is a tiny little gift to me
is a tiny little gift to me

I didn't feel so bad 'til the sun went down
then I come home
no one to wrap my arms around
wrap my arms around

Well any man with a microphone
can tell you what he loves the most
and you know why you love at all
if you're thinking of the holy ghost
if you're thinking of the holy ghost

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Christmas List #2

Sixty-Minute Man-The Dominoes

Sixty-minute man, sixty-minute man

Look a here girls, I'm telling you now
They call me, "Lovin' Dan"
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

If you don't believe I'm all that I say
Come up and take my hand
When I let you go, you'll cry,
"Oh, yes! He's a sixty-minute man

There'll be 15 minutes of kissing
Then you'll holler, "Please don't stop"
There'll be 15 minutes of teasing
And 15 minutes of squeezing
And 15 minutes of blowing my top

If your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see ol' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

Sixty-minute man
They call me Lovin' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

Sixty-minute man
They call me Lovin' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man

There'll be 15 minutes of kissing
Then you'll holler, "Please don't stop"
There'll be 15 minutes of teasing
And 15 minutes of squeezing
And 15 minutes of blowing my top

If your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see ol' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a sixty-minute man, oh yeah
I'm a sixty-minute man

Friday, December 16, 2005

On a Kick

Over-simplified for the masses.

Somewhere there's a stolen halo
I use to watch her wear it well
Everything would shine wherever she would go
But looking at her now you'd never tell

Someone ran away with her innocence
A memory she can't get out of her head
I can only imagine what she's feeling
When she's praying
Kneeling at the edge of her bed

And she says take me away
And take me farther
Surround me now
And hold, hold, hold me like holy water
Holy water

She wants someone to call her angel
Someone to put the light back in her eyes
She's looking through the faces
And unfamiliar places
She needs someone to hear her when she cries

And she says take me away
And take me farther
Surround me now
And hold, hold, hold me like holy water
Holy water

She just needs a little help
To wash away the pain she's felt
She wants to feel the healing hands
Of someone who understands

And she says take me away
And take me farther
Surround me now
And hold, hold, hold me
And she says take me away
And take me farther
Surround me now
And hold, hold, hold me like holy water
Holy water

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Cashing In

Now, don't they make this sound like too much fun?

Jackson-Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon

We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out
I'm goin' to Jackson, I'm gonna mess around,
Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town

Well, go on down to Jackson; go ahead and wreck your health
Go play your hand you big-talkin' man, make a big fool of yourself,
Yeah, go to Jackson; go comb your hair
Honey, I'm gonna snowball Jackson
See if I care

When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow (Hah!)
All them women gonna make me, teach 'em what they don't know how,
I'm goin' to Jackson, you turn-a loose-a my coat
'Cos I'm goin' to Jackson
Goodbye, that's all she wrote

But they'll laugh at you in Jackson, and I'll be dancin' on a Pony Keg
They'll lead you 'round town like a scalded hound,
With your tail tucked between your legs,
Yeah, go to Jackson, you big-talkin' man
And I'll be waitin' in Jackson, behind my Jaypan Fan

Well now, we got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper Sprout,
We've been talkin' 'bout Jackson, ever since the fire went out
I'm goin' to Jackson, and that's a fact.
Yeah, we're goin' to Jackson, ain't never comin' back

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

All This & More

Just a friendly tip off for you...

Jerk Of All Trades-Lunachicks

She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust out your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades

Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your nose!

She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust out your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades

Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your nose!

With a hammer and nails
Or lipstick and tails
She is Woman!

She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust out your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades

Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your nose!

With a hammer and nails
Or lipstick and tails
She is Woman!

She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust out your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades

Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Christmas List #1

If I Had A Boat-Lyle Lovett

If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Twenty Reasons

...at least.

A New York City Christmas-Matchbox Twenty

Call on your angels
Come down to the city
Crowd around the big tree
All you strangers who know me
Bring your compassion
Your understanding
Lord how we need it
On this New York City Christmas

Yeah I'm sending you a Merry New York Christmas
And a prayer for peace on earth
Within our time
Oh, the sidewalk angels echo hallelujah
And we understand them
Now more than ever

So call on your angels
Your beaten and broken
It's time that we mend them
So they don't fade with the season
Let our mercy be the gifts we lay
From Brooklyn to Broadway
And celebrate each and every day
This New York City Christmas

Yeah I'm sending you a Merry New York Christmas
And a prayer for peace on earth
Within our time
Yeah the sidewalk angels echo hallelujah
And we understand them
Now more than ever
Merry New York Christmas

Call on your angels
Come down to the city
Let's crowd around the big tree
All you strangers you know me
Bring your compassion
Bring your forgiveness
Lord how we need it
On this New York City Christmas

Yeah I'm sending you a Merry New York Christmas
And a prayer for peace on earth
It's not too late
Yeah the sidewalk angels echo hallelujah
We understand them
We understand them
Merry Christmas
Yes a New York City Christmas
(Oh Christmas)
Merry New York Christmas

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Song Of The Day

...because Everyone should have days like this.

What Was I Thinkin'-Dierks Bentley

Becky was a beauty from South Alabama
Her Daddy had a heart like a nine pound hammer
Think He even did a little time in the slammer
What was I thinking?
She snuck out one night and met me by the front gate
Her daddy came out waving that twelve guage
We tore out the drive, he peppered my tailgate
What was I thinking?

Oh I knew there'd be Hell to pay,
But that crossed my mind a little too late!

Cuz I was thinking 'bout a little white tank top sitting right there in the middle by me
I was thinking about a long kiss, man just gotta get goin' where the night might lead
Well I know what I was feeling But What was I thinking?
But What was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

By the county line the cops were nipping on our heels
Pulled off the road kicked it to 4 wheel
Shut off the lights, tore through a corn field
What was I thinking?
Out the other side she was hollerin' "Faster!"
Took the third road had the radio blastin'
Hit the Honky Tonk for a little close dancin'
What was I thinking?

Oh I knew there'd be Hell to pay,
But that crossed my mind a little too late

Cuz I was thinking 'bout a little white tank top sitting right there in the middle by me
I was thinking about a long kiss, man just gotta get goin' where the night might lead
Well I know what I was feeling But What was I thinking?
But What was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

When a mountain of a man with a "Born to Kill" tattoo
tried to cut in I knocked out his front tooth
Ran outside hood sliding like Bo Duke
What was I thinking?
I finally got her home at half past too late
Her daddy's in a lawn chair sittin' in the driveway
Put it in park as he started my way,
What was I thinking?

Oh What was I thinking?
Oh What was I thinking?

And she gave a come and get me grin,
And like a bullet we were gone again!

Cuz I was thinking 'bout a little white tank top sitting right there in the middle by me
I was thinking about a long kiss, man just gotta get goin' where the night might lead
Well I know what I was feeling But What was I thinking?
But What was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

What was I thinking?

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Everything Sucks

The Toronto Song-Arrogant Worms

I hate the Skydome and the CN tower too,
I hate Nathan Phillip's square and the Ontario Zoo,
The rent's too high, the air's unclean,
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean,
And the women are big and the men are dumb,
And the children are loopy cuz they live in a slum
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork,
They dress real bad and they think they're New York,
In Toronto, Ontario-o-o
-Ya know actually I, I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario-
(Oh yeah, me too!)
I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa, Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck and Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point sucks,
I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney,
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree,
I went to see the Maple-Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck,
(Ah, I-I don't evenknow how they did it really, I mean I was playing the organ at the time!)
ONTARIO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O SUCKS,
Yep, actually now that I think about it,
I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country,
Oh yeah-except Alberta! Oh yeah, I love Alberta, Yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, and trees, and rocks and dirt!
(moo moo moo)

But,
I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so wierd, and Prince Edward Island is too small,
Nova Scotia's dumb cuz it's the name of a bank, New Bruinswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad, Ontario Sucks, Ontario Sucks!
(Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometre,
Isn't that stupid?)
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old,
And as for the territories,they're too cold!
And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that
it's right next to us,
Cuz Alberta, doesn't suck, but Calgary does

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

My Thoughts Were So Loud

..but this is exactly what I want to say.

Ding Dong-Nellie McKay

My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin
Did she die from old age or was it for my sins
God I loved her oh so much
Miss her little kitty touch
Does she miss me does she care
Oh I miss her kitty stare
Do you have a little time
Would you like to ease my mind
Talk for hours and never stop
Chop your head off
Be a lighter person
Brighter person nicer
But you've heard it all before

So ding dong
There's the doorbell hello man in white
He's gonna make you all well
Getcha through the night
But hey now
You don't feel better
As you take your fresh bromide
Maybe this man of letters lied

Let me tell you 'bout a dream I had the other night
You were in it boy you sure gave me a super fright
I was walking down the street
Downtown by the DMV
You popped out behind a door
It was odd you were on all fours
Do you have some time to spare
You were barking at a bear
It said hey you'd better stop
Chop your head off
Be a lighter person
Brighter person
Nicer
But you've heard it all before

So ding dong
There's the doorbell
Hello man in red
He's gonna make you all well
Getcha into bed
But hey now
You don't feel better
As you wake and slowly rise
Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied

Stick around one minute more
I'm smarter than you think
Do I sound like an old bore
Oh man it's just the drink
I didn't always hit the gin
There were times when I fit in
They'll never know how much I tried
Did I tell you my cat died
Do you have a little time
Would you like to feel sublime
Run away and never stop
Chop your head off
Be a lighter person
Brighter person
Nicer
But you've heard it all before

So ding dong
There's the doorbell
Hello man in black
He's gonna make you all well
There's no going back
But hey now you don't feel better
As you drift off in the tide
Maybe this jack the ripper lied
And you died

Friday, September 23, 2005

When I Was Little

I was given a budgie.
I named him after this song.

Mickey-Toni Basil

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey...

Hey Mickey
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight? So you can take me home, Mickey

Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Hey Mickey
Now when you take me by the... who's... ever gonna know
Every time you move I let a little more show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Mickey

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man
Oh please baby, please don't leave me in this jam Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Ooh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey